Dearest Humans,

Our chief darkroom elf told me about a leftover bulk roll of our homemade black and white ISO 1000 film. It’s the film we use to check up on naughty and nice children here in the dark Nordic winters.

I thought it would be a nice gift for our human photographers to finally try this special film. I went to Santa himself and asked if I could share some.

"Have they been good this year?". He said. I was nervous without first having actually counted up the naughty vs nice photographers.

"Ye.. Yes. I believe they have been more encouraging to each other than any time in the last two decades."

“Ho-ho-ho!” laughed Santa and said "If you can get out 1000 rolls you can do it, otherwise it’s going back to the elves!"

So, on my next surveillance tour I dropped off a bunch of rolls for people to try. After Christmas we should see their first results. If the humans like it I can split the bulk roll into 1000 twenty-four exposure rolls.

So please, if you are interested in getting this film please leave your electronic correspondence address above and I will take it as a reservation of an order. I think someone knows I am on the computer, I must go.

All the best, Rae
(the Rogue Analog Elf)

 
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